Patent Fun

While doing our patent troll research we’ve come across some pretty
hilarious patents. And yes, these are for real.

1) Flux capacitor
2) Aparatus to deliver a child with centrifugal force
3) Grave signal

Check all the crazy patents at Google Patent Search, it’s just the Beta but it’s fun!

Google
Yahoo
IBM
Sony
Adobe
Dell
Nokia
Disney
Ebay

And sometimes even then, you’re still nobody.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patent_troll

Bodog.com swag bags are creating bidding frenzies on ebay.

And the black market street scene is even worse.

“I was just trying to get a sweat shirt to wear to my vigil,” cried a disappointed shopper, “I was nearly crushed. And by the time I got to the front of the line, all they had left were those damn key chains.”

Alerted to this major cash cow, patent trolls want in. Lurking around stands, they’ve been demanding a cut of every purchase.

Don’t give in to their bullying! Feel free to sell and trade your swag here.

Savebodog.com has now reached to the ends of the internet and joined… Facebook and MySpace! I know, I know, we are so tech savy over here.

Come be our friends at Facebook and MySpace.

We feel we can really reach out to others who wish to support our cause so we even started our own group for the Coalition Against Patent Trolls.

Come join our CAPT group, you can’t say that you don’t have a Facebook account; everyone on the face of the planet has one!

The savebodog.com crew crashes an official Bodog party to show Calvin and crew that The Coalition Against Patent Trolls is fighting for them.

Play our footage above to check out what Biff & other celebs have to say about this outrage.

We know this is kind of old news but, seriously, does anybody have this guy’s number? We want him on our team! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eezXQMQD3xs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2w9LJ3EW2Q&mode=related&search 

http://trolltracker.blogspot.com/

Satan: So, you’re an extortionist. How do you like the job?

Troll: I love it. I mean what’s more gratifying than making money off other people’s hard work?

Satan: Excuse me, but isn’t that kind of lazy? I mean, whatever happened to an honest work ethic?

Troll: That’s kind of contradictory coming from a devil.

Satan: A devil?! Try THE DEVIL you little troll. And I didn’t become THE DEVIL by leeching off the hard work of other people. I earned it. You should try it.

Troll: Sorry, no can do.

Satan: I hope you like the heat.

Troll: What’s that supposed to mean?

Satan: I’ll be putting you to work soon, Clown Shoes.

A Bodog supporter shows where her loyalty lies.

Click the above photo to see the raw, NSFW version, of this ambitious method of support!

Send in your shots today. If they’re anything like this one, we’ll probably post them.