Archive for the ‘Bodog’ Category

Bodog.com gear becomes collector’s item

Friday, October 5th, 2007

 

Bodog.com swag bags are creating bidding frenzies on ebay.

 

And the black market street scene is even worse.

“I was just trying to get a sweat shirt to wear to my vigil,” cried a disappointed shopper, “I was nearly crushed. And by the time I got to the front of the line, all they had left were those damn key chains.”

Alerted to this major cash cow, patent trolls want in. Lurking around stands, they’ve been demanding a cut of every purchase.

Don’t give in to their bullying! Feel free to sell and trade your swag here.

Some Lipstick Breasts and a Little Cleavage Show a LOT of Support!

Monday, October 1st, 2007

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A Bodog supporter shows where her loyalty lies.

Click the above photo to see the raw, NSFW version, of this ambitious method of support!

Send in your shots today. If they’re anything like this one, we’ll probably post them.

Save Bodog Campaign Hits The Streets of New York City!

Monday, September 24th, 2007

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The Save Bodog Street Team and I have completed our first major flyer campaign by plastering the streets of New York City, and besides the odd near by store owner yelling “Save This!” and blowing us the finger for completely covering the side of their building, it was a huge success.

The locals walking by were very inquisitive as we were flyering, asking such questions as (and I’m not going to censor this), “What the fuck is savebodog.com?” and “Maybe you should make a flyer that says ‘Save Britney Spears’, she’s the one that really needs the help dipshit“. That guy was almost going to need his own poster saying save (his name), from me smacking him over the head with my clipboard full of patent troll petitions.

Anyways, besides being called a “dipshit” I was happy with the response. A lot of people that I talked to in New York had already heard about what happened to Bodog and thought what we were doing at savebodog.com was really great.

Anyone who didn’t already know what happened to Bodog.com or what patent trolls are, I had no problem filling them in on how they are blood sucking jerk offs just looking for money to pay for more lawyers to sue more companies because they don’t know how to make money running their own successful business… and so on and so forth.

We will be continuing with more campaigns and I’ll be sure to keep you updated!

Patent trolls hold Bodog.com URL for ransom

Friday, September 21st, 2007

An Artist’s Rendition of the Ransom Note

An address without a home

Tuesday, September 18th, 2007

In an incredible show of solidarity, supporters of Bodog.com have begun prying the addresses off of their homes.

“As long as Bodog must exist without its true address, so will we” shouted one angry supporter.

The postal and pizza delivery industries seem most affected by this current turn of events.

Support Groups Unite

Sunday, September 16th, 2007

A URL hangs in the balance as millions of Bodog Players wander the streets lost and alone.

Newbodog.com is supporting all of Bodog’s traffic but many players are still feeling distraught. Countless individuals have reported feeling like they’ve lost a piece of themselves. Many have fallen into a deep depression from which they fear they may never recover.

In response to this wave of sadness, support groups have sprung up all over the world. If you’re one of those affected, don’t suffer alone. Find a group in your town today.