Google
Yahoo
IBM
Sony
Adobe
Dell
Nokia
Disney
Ebay

And sometimes even then, you’re still nobody.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patent_troll

The savebodog.com crew crashes an official Bodog party to show Calvin and crew that The Coalition Against Patent Trolls is fighting for them.

Play our footage above to check out what Biff & other celebs have to say about this outrage.

http://trolltracker.blogspot.com/

Satan: So, you’re an extortionist. How do you like the job?

Troll: I love it. I mean what’s more gratifying than making money off other people’s hard work?

Satan: Excuse me, but isn’t that kind of lazy? I mean, whatever happened to an honest work ethic?

Troll: That’s kind of contradictory coming from a devil.

Satan: A devil?! Try THE DEVIL you little troll. And I didn’t become THE DEVIL by leeching off the hard work of other people. I earned it. You should try it.

Troll: Sorry, no can do.

Satan: I hope you like the heat.

Troll: What’s that supposed to mean?

Satan: I’ll be putting you to work soon, Clown Shoes.

I’ve taken some time

Coming up with a rhyme

To let the world know

Of my deep personal blow

At first hit with sadness

That descended into madness

I put pen to paper

To describe this heinous caper

I built up a brand

From nothing but sand

With blood sweat and tears

I was successful for years

Then all of a sudden

Quick as a button

In swooped a troll

Demanding a toll

I tried not to pay

Not to give him his way

But he couldn’t be beaten

And my profits were eaten

So let this be a lesson

To count all your blessin’s

And keep you’re your eyes open

For those slimy little bastards

Send in your own patent troll inspired poetry, songs and artwork.  

The Save Bodog Street Team and I have completed our first major flyer campaign by plastering the streets of New York City, and besides the odd near by store owner yelling “Save This!” and blowing us the finger for completely covering the side of their building, it was a huge success.

The locals walking by were very inquisitive as we were flyering, asking such questions as (and I’m not going to censor this), “What the fuck is savebodog.com?” and “Maybe you should make a flyer that says ‘Save Britney Spears’, she’s the one that really needs the help dipshit“. That guy was almost going to need his own poster saying save (his name), from me smacking him over the head with my clipboard full of patent troll petitions.

Anyways, besides being called a “dipshit” I was happy with the response. A lot of people that I talked to in New York had already heard about what happened to Bodog and thought what we were doing at savebodog.com was really great.

Anyone who didn’t already know what happened to Bodog.com or what patent trolls are, I had no problem filling them in on how they are blood sucking jerk offs just looking for money to pay for more lawyers to sue more companies because they don’t know how to make money running their own successful business… and so on and so forth.

We will be continuing with more campaigns and I’ll be sure to keep you updated!

Found this the other day, thought you guys might like it…
Patent Trolls
(C)Copyright 2006 Jimmy Bear Pearson

They got nothin’ to do
But to make trouble for me and you
Sittin’ round all day
Thinkin’ up their games to play
Sittin’ ’round
All ’round town
Tryin’ to catch someone
Doin’ somethin’ good.

Patent Trolls
Patent Trolls
Patent Trolls got nothin’ to lose
They got no mortgage
Kid don’t need no shoes
Patent Trolls, they got nothin’ to lose
Goin’ make us all sing the blues.

Don’t ask me why
The sun’s up in the sky
Don’t ask me why
Gonna patent that, too.
Lawyers come a-callin’, sayin’
Gotta pay to sing the blues.

Patent Trolls Got No Souls
Got no place to call home
Patent Trolls Got No Souls
Got no place to call home.

Patent Trolls
Gonna have my lawyer call ya!
Habeas Corpus?
Hey, didn’t you use that text
I got in my patent?
Well, you gotta pay a license for it!

Patent Trolls
Got No Souls
Got no place to call home
Patent Trolls…