Satan Interviews Patent Troll
Satan: So, you’re an extortionist. How do you like the job?
Troll: I love it. I mean what’s more gratifying than making money off other people’s hard work?
Satan: Excuse me, but isn’t that kind of lazy? I mean, whatever happened to an honest work ethic?
Troll: That’s kind of contradictory coming from a devil.
Satan: A devil?! Try THE DEVIL you little troll. And I didn’t become THE DEVIL by leeching off the hard work of other people. I earned it. You should try it.
Troll: Sorry, no can do.
Satan: I hope you like the heat.
Troll: What’s that supposed to mean?
Satan: I’ll be putting you to work soon, Clown Shoes.
