Ode to Patent Trolls
I’ve taken some time
Coming up with a rhyme
To let the world know
Of my deep personal blow
At first hit with sadness
That descended into madness
I put pen to paper
To describe this heinous caper
I built up a brand
From nothing but sand
With blood sweat and tears
I was successful for years
Then all of a sudden
Quick as a button
In swooped a troll
Demanding a toll
I tried not to pay
Not to give him his way
But he couldn’t be beaten
And my profits were eaten
So let this be a lesson
To count all your blessin’s
And keep you’re your eyes open
For those slimy little bastards
Send in your own patent troll inspired poetry, songs and artwork.
October 1st, 2007 at 3:45 pm
If I could be a patent troll,
I’d never work a day,
I’d sit around and think of things to patent everyday.
I’d patent people walking,
I’d patent people talking,
I’d even patent people stalking.
I’d patent, patent trolling,
And write it in a book,
In fact I’d better patent that before some other crook.
Poem PatentedTM