Patent Trolls Got No Souls

Found this the other day, thought you guys might like it…
Patent Trolls
(C)Copyright 2006 Jimmy Bear Pearson

They got nothin’ to do
But to make trouble for me and you
Sittin’ round all day
Thinkin’ up their games to play
Sittin’ ’round
All ’round town
Tryin’ to catch someone
Doin’ somethin’ good.

Patent Trolls
Patent Trolls
Patent Trolls got nothin’ to lose
They got no mortgage
Kid don’t need no shoes
Patent Trolls, they got nothin’ to lose
Goin’ make us all sing the blues.

Don’t ask me why
The sun’s up in the sky
Don’t ask me why
Gonna patent that, too.
Lawyers come a-callin’, sayin’
Gotta pay to sing the blues.

Patent Trolls Got No Souls
Got no place to call home
Patent Trolls Got No Souls
Got no place to call home.

Patent Trolls
Gonna have my lawyer call ya!
Habeas Corpus?
Hey, didn’t you use that text
I got in my patent?
Well, you gotta pay a license for it!

Patent Trolls
Got No Souls
Got no place to call home
Patent Trolls…

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